Jihottie of the Day: Jihad Jane

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

I just wanted to use the five minute respite from my ceremonial monkey-raping exercises at Nihilist headquarters here in Geneva to give a Nihilist Shout-out to our Jihad Hottie of the Day, Jihad Jane. 

Publicly, Jane's task was merely to kill a cartoonist, in order to destroy free speech while simulatenously replacing Christianity as the one religion you can't mock.  But of course, being the duplicitous people we are, we had one bigger goal in mind: Erasing the color coding scheme Yahweh gave us as our only means of telling friend from foe.

That's right, we found ourselves a blonde-and-blue in order to make a mockery of racial profiling.  God put us on this earth in teams of like-colored people, so we'd know which ones to enslave, which will jihad against us, and which to buy electronic components from.  And nihilists have spent the last sixty years confusing the issue, by insisting that all races are the same, in order to create a rainbow-colored swirl that will eventually end up as a dark sticky mess by the time we're done. 

First we integrated our schools, then our workplaces; and we even got one into the White House.  And our final step, of enlisting blacks and blondes to act in place of the traditionally brown jihadists is well on the way.  Before long, real Americans will be seeing terrorists everywhere they look, and even old grandma's risk being strung up from poles, lest they turn out to be one with the enemy; and our multi-cultural nihilism will at last be complete.  After that, we'll go back to our all-white enclaves and revel in the misery we caused everyone, by subverting God's plans and making everyone else as confused as we are.

And today, we owe this next step to Jihad Jane, for helping to break the jihadist color barrier, one blue eye at a time.  As for me, it's back to getting raped by monkeys for another thirty-six hours.  Ahh, the perks of nihilist leadership never cease.